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Hey, Gina. Do you got that file
I needed Captain Holt to sign?

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Mmm-hmm.

3
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Hmm.

4
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Gina hasn't taken her eyes
off her phone in two hours.

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First person to make
her look up wins the pot.

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I'm in.

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A bet which improves someone's manners?
Double score.

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Sorry, guys. I got this in the bag.

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I used to have to distract
her from her phone all the time

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when we were "smooshing" booties.

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-[ALL GROANING]
-Yeah.

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Hey, girl. Oh!

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Catch you later.

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Mid-morning dance party.

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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]

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She's dancing even better than normal.

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Oh, my God, did you hear that George W.
Bush died?

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Who "dat"?

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-[AIR HORN BLOWING]
-Whoa!

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Gina may never look at
another real human being again.

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She's unbeatable.

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Oh, I don't know about that.

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[PHONE CHIMES]

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Terrence Jeffords, are you kidding me?

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Changed my relationship
status to "It's complicated".

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Pony up, y'all!

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[LAUGHS] Whoo!

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-[CELL PHONE RINGS]
-It's my wife.

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Hey, baby!

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No. No, no, no. It was a mistake.
My thumb slipped, and…

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I have to go home.

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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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today is the greatest day of my life.

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Guess who just got murdered.

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That's right.

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It's Carl Mather.

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[GASPS]

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What, I'm the only one gasping?

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Guys? Carl Mather?

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Did 25 years at Attica… [GASPS]

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Sorry, sorry. Just…

43
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Just point at me when
you want me to gasp.

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Will do.

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Mather is part of the Fulton Street Four.

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Oh! They stole $21 million

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from an armored car depot.

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Feds caught them but
they never found the money.

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Until now.

50
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You found $21 million?

51
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Oh, God, no. Not yet.

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I can see how that would be
confusing, though. I'm sorry.

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But I'm going to.

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Over the past six months,

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all four of these guys have been released

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and now one of them shows up dead.

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Someone's after that money

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and they're willing to kill for it.

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[GASPS]

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HOLT: You're getting ahead of yourself.

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You don't know that Mather's death

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is connected to the money yet.

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Don't turn this into
something bigger than it is.

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Not with Madeline Wuntch

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watching us at all times.

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Ew. When did they put that in?

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Right after Wuntch got promoted.

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She had it installed at
that height so she'd, I quote,

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"Always be looking down at me," un-quote.

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Treat this like a regular case.

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Sir, with all due respect,
this is an epic case.

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It's the reason I became a cop.

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Hunting down a murderer.

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Recovering millions in stolen money,

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rappelling out of a chopper

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with a knife between my teeth.

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Why would you jump out of a helicopter

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with a knife in your mouth?

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It's called a chopper,

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and the knife is in my mouth because

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both of my hands are
holding giant machine guns.

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And that's how it's going down.

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Okay, reminder.

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Tomorrow, we are hosting a field trip

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for the Brooklyn Park Magnet School.

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Sorry, Sarge, I can't be around magnets.
Pacemaker.

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I'm actually not going
to correct you on that.

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Guys, I really need this to go well.

89
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My girls are on the wait
list for their preschool

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and it's twice as tough
to get in with twins.

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Why don't you just get one of them in

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and then let them take turns
going to school every other day?

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Diaz, that's crazy.

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I asked my wife and she said no.

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This field trip has to go well.

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This is my chance to
impress the principal.

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Sarge, you're in luck.

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I went to a magnet
school, where I was voted

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"Most likely to befriend
a school administrator".

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Oh, Amy.

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Preteens are my people.

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I speak their language.

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They are going to have an amazing time.

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Thanks, guys, that's great.

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If you want, I can show
them some of the cool stuff

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we have in the evidence locker.

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Pretty sure there's a
bag of hands in there.

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Whoa! No! No!

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We've got to make
this place kid-friendly.

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No crime scene photos lying about.

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That's not a crime scene.

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That's a boudoir photo I'm
having framed for my wife.

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That's me underneath the mask.

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Oh, God.

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[INDISTINCT CHATTERING OVER POLICE RADIO]

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PERALTA: Next, let's get
statements from the neighbors.

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Oh, hello, Captain.

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Quick update.
Another one of the Fulton Street Four

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was murdered here this morning.

120
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Huh. I'm surprised you're
not celebrating inappropriately.

121
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This is a crime scene,
and I'm a professional.

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You did it before I showed up?

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Yeah, that is exactly correct.

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So, two of these guys
murdered in the past two days?

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It has to be tied to the missing money.
Admit I was right.

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Circumstances do suggest a connection.

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Admit it with more gusto.

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You were right. Yes!

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Did you get it, Boyle?
Oh, the camera was in selfie mode,

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but I look super proud of you. Oh, okay.

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Unfortunately, because this case
has turned out to be important,

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that she-skunk, Madeline Wuntch,

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has her hindquarters pointed right at it.

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She wants to see us in her office,

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no doubt to give the
case to Major Crimes.

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No, no, no. We can't let that happen, sir.
We have to do something.

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Fine. I'll seduce her.

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I'll just put on my bike shorts

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and give her a glimpse
of the quad cities.

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No. No, that's not what I meant.

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I meant we have to fight her.

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We're not going to fight her.
She's the devil,

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and you don't dance with the
devil, because you get burned.

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Also because, in Madeline's
case, she has no rhythm

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and her hands are like little rat claws.

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If she wants the case, it's hers.

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For the record, you're
turning this murder scene

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into a real bummer-scape.

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Tell me you got that zinger.

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Oh, the camera was in selfie mode again.

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But I was really laughing hard. Okay.

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Okay, kids.

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This is where my detective
squad solves crimes.

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Wow. This is my desk.

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Uh, you can tell by the
framed 200 piece puzzle

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my three-year-olds put
together on their own.

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That's very advanced, Sergeant Jeffords.

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Is it?

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I wouldn't know what
milestones are impressive

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to a school admissions officer.

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They can count to 20
in English and Mandarin.

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Wow. Hi, Detective Santiago.

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Magnet school alumna.

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Well, I appreciate that you used
the proper declension of alumnus.

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Well, some say Latin is a dead language.

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But I say it's just taking a long nap.

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[LAUGHING]

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GINA: Okay, you two
are obviously the alphas.

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Let me guess.

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You're dating the blond kid

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and you like Filipino Bieber,

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but you're worried he's still into
Little Miss Sidebraid-Janky-Purse.

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How did you know?

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[CHUCKLES] I know so much.

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Hi. I'm Gina.

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[CHUCKLES] Hey.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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Hello, Raymond.

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How do you like my new office?

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Twentieth floor.

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Yes, I never thought I'd see you
this high without a broom under you.

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Enough niceties. Have a seat.

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Thanks, but I'm actually fine standing.

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I can stay on these bad boys all day.

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So, two members of the Fulton
Street Four have been murdered.

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Sounds like a big case.

187
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No. It's actually the opposite,

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pretty much an NBT sitch.

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No Big Thang.

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The word is "thing" and the thing is big.

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We believe someone is
after the missing 21 million,

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and solving this murder
could lead us to the money.

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Sure, but that money
is, like, 25 years old.

194
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It's probably not even good anymore.

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[GROANS] Sorry, cramped up.

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This is a very important case, Raymond.

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To me and to the City of New York.

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I'm not sure the Nine-Nine
has the resources

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to deal with something of this magnitude.

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I understand the politics.

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This is a high profile case.

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Do what you must.

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What I was going to say is,

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since you don't have the resources,

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I'll give you anything you need.

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The case is yours.
You have my full support.

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What? He meant that more excited, like,

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[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] "What?"

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Okay, two of the Fulton
Street Four are dead.

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My hunch, one of them
is killing off his co-scum

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so he can keep the
money for his scum-self.

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We'll start with Reggie Bludsoe.

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He listed a Brooklyn
address with his parole officer.

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We're going to nail this son of a bitch.

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Unless he's innocent, and then
we're going to save the son of a bitch.

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Either way, this case
is going to be awesome.

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Peralta. I'm putting myself
on this investigation with you.

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What? Why? Wuntch is up to something.

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There's only one reason why
she would let us keep this case.

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She took one look at me and said,

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"That's the guy I want
flying my chopper."

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[GASPS] You know how to fly a chopper?

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How hard can it be?

224
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It's just a big fan that goes in the sky.
Oh, yeah.

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She let us keep this case
because she wants us to fail.

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I'm coming along so that you
don't waste time and resources

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turning this investigation into
another Ron McClane movie.

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[SIGHS] You know it's John McClane.

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I've made my decision. End of discussion.

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All right, fine, but you're going
to have to take your own car.

231
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I signed out that drug dealer's
Lamborghini from the impound.

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It only has two seats.

233
00:08:04,302 --> 00:08:05,803
I saw that you had made that request.

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I changed it to a sensible sedan.

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Okay, but the sunroof stays open.

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There is no sunroof.

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Why did you even become a cop?

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Oh, great job, kids.

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Don't solve too many crimes
and put me out of business.

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Terry's got to pay the rent. [CHUCKLES]

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Dr. Susman wants a private chat with me.

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Thanks for warming her up, Santiago.

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They didn't give eighth grade Amy

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the key to the teachers'
lounge just for nothing.

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I stocked their fridge
and cleaned up after them.

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Great, so, can you take over
with the kids for a minute?

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They're done with this activity.
Of course.

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I am amazing with kids.

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[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] Okay.

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I am terrible with kids.

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I haven't listened to
rap music in three years.

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I don't know the lingo.
You have to do this.

253
00:08:46,380 --> 00:08:49,716
I can't. McKenzie is in the
bathroom right now freaking out

254
00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:51,508
because Kelsey S made out with Hayes

255
00:08:51,592 --> 00:08:54,178
even though she knows
Brianna is into him.

256
00:08:54,637 --> 00:08:58,347
So, unless you want the Spring
Dance to be a total drama-fest,

257
00:08:58,431 --> 00:09:00,308
I have to be there for her. I don't…

258
00:09:00,392 --> 00:09:02,643
Honestly, you should just show
them a picture of a dead body.

259
00:09:02,727 --> 00:09:04,103
No, Rosa.

260
00:09:04,187 --> 00:09:06,021
Terry said to keep it kid-friendly.

261
00:09:06,689 --> 00:09:08,607
Okay, I'll just show them

262
00:09:08,691 --> 00:09:10,442
the stuff that I was into
when I was their age.

263
00:09:10,526 --> 00:09:12,443
-KID 1: I'm done.
-KID 2: What do we do now?

264
00:09:12,527 --> 00:09:14,529
KID 3: What's next? Hello, friends.

265
00:09:14,946 --> 00:09:17,990
Who here would like to see a
presentation about crime statistics

266
00:09:18,074 --> 00:09:20,534
as a function of demographics and time?

267
00:09:24,413 --> 00:09:25,913
Who wants to see a
picture of a dead body?

268
00:09:25,997 --> 00:09:27,081
ALL: Me!

269
00:09:30,376 --> 00:09:31,709
Bludsoe lives at the end of this hall.

270
00:09:31,793 --> 00:09:34,504
Hmm. I would have preferred
an abandoned lighthouse

271
00:09:34,588 --> 00:09:36,923
or a dilapidated barn, but I
can embellish in my memoirs.

272
00:09:37,007 --> 00:09:38,216
Oh, I can't wait to read that book.

273
00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:39,842
What are you going to call it?

274
00:09:39,967 --> 00:09:41,594
<i>"Go Ahead, Jake My Day."</i>

275
00:09:41,886 --> 00:09:43,179
No, yours is much better.

276
00:09:45,305 --> 00:09:47,681
<i>"Case Closed, Jake Open."</i> Wow.

277
00:09:47,765 --> 00:09:49,350
I know. I said yours was better.

278
00:09:49,434 --> 00:09:50,884
Whatever. Let's just do this.

279
00:09:56,315 --> 00:09:57,900
NYPD. Open up.

280
00:10:05,281 --> 00:10:07,365
Hey. Check it out. Half-packed suitcase.

281
00:10:07,449 --> 00:10:08,783
Looks like Bludsoe was planning a trip.

282
00:10:08,867 --> 00:10:10,201
Until he got interrupted by someone.

283
00:10:10,285 --> 00:10:11,994
Or something. Like what?

284
00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:14,621
I don't know. I just thought it
would help the intrigue. It did.

285
00:10:14,705 --> 00:10:15,872
That's enough chit-chat already.

286
00:10:15,956 --> 00:10:18,458
Come on. How many people have to
get killed before you start having fun?

287
00:10:18,542 --> 00:10:20,501
You do know it's our job
to stop the killing, right?

288
00:10:20,585 --> 00:10:21,794
Wait a second.

289
00:10:22,128 --> 00:10:24,255
[SNIFFS] I think I smell a dead body.

290
00:10:25,548 --> 00:10:27,098
[CLEARS THROAT] No, my mistake.

291
00:10:28,383 --> 00:10:29,801
Wait. Don't close that.

292
00:10:29,885 --> 00:10:31,178
Look. Handprint.

293
00:10:31,470 --> 00:10:32,970
That's a fake wall.

294
00:10:33,804 --> 00:10:36,849
NYPD!
Come out with your hands on your head!

295
00:10:36,933 --> 00:10:40,018
Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
He's trying to kill me!

296
00:10:40,644 --> 00:10:42,520
So, I guess if I had to sum them up,

297
00:10:42,604 --> 00:10:44,481
Cagney is the intellectual one,

298
00:10:44,606 --> 00:10:48,984
whereas Lacey is more
of your traditional prodigy.

299
00:10:49,318 --> 00:10:51,153
Well, your daughters sound great.

300
00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:54,446
You know, I'm going to look
over their applications again.

301
00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:56,991
Oh, no, that's not necessary.
It's Jeffords with two "F's".

302
00:10:57,075 --> 00:10:58,617
But what really matters

303
00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:01,662
is that your students have an
amazing experience here today.

304
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,372
They are.

305
00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:06,291
Look, Rosa, Sarge is here.

306
00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:07,875
Oh, my God.

307
00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:12,421
Children, get out of this
room immediately. Let's go.

308
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,422
What the hell, guys?

309
00:11:14,506 --> 00:11:15,590
They're 12 years old.

310
00:11:15,674 --> 00:11:17,550
I would have killed to have
seen a bag of hands at that age.

311
00:11:17,634 --> 00:11:20,010
I'm so sorry.
I tried to be myself and they hated it.

312
00:11:20,094 --> 00:11:21,136
Where were you?

313
00:11:21,220 --> 00:11:22,513
Saving the day.

314
00:11:22,930 --> 00:11:24,431
Hayes is out of the picture,

315
00:11:24,515 --> 00:11:27,433
the McKenzie slash
Kelsey S beef is squashed,

316
00:11:27,517 --> 00:11:29,393
and Brianna is going
to the dance with Aidan,

317
00:11:29,477 --> 00:11:31,770
who's a much better match
for her, anyway, "B-T-Dubs".

318
00:11:31,854 --> 00:11:33,772
How does any of that help me?

319
00:11:34,481 --> 00:11:36,608
Dr. Susman… Goodbye, Sergeant Jeffords.

320
00:11:36,692 --> 00:11:39,861
I think this, uh, experience has been
more than enough for the children.

321
00:11:39,945 --> 00:11:41,195
We're done here.

322
00:11:41,529 --> 00:11:43,280
I was walking home from the coffee shop.

323
00:11:43,364 --> 00:11:45,064
I have a job bussing tables there.

324
00:11:45,366 --> 00:11:48,242
Anyway, the next thing I know,
Mikey D has a gun in my back.

325
00:11:48,326 --> 00:11:50,912
Michael D'Angelo. The other
member of the Fulton Street Four.

326
00:11:50,996 --> 00:11:52,788
Yes.
Believe it or not, I familiarized myself

327
00:11:52,872 --> 00:11:54,623
with the names of all two suspects

328
00:11:54,707 --> 00:11:56,833
in this high profile homicide
we are investigating.

329
00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:59,127
I fought him off, but he got my key.

330
00:11:59,211 --> 00:12:00,295
What's the key for?

331
00:12:00,379 --> 00:12:01,629
Each of us had one

332
00:12:01,713 --> 00:12:03,547
and you needed all four to open the safe.

333
00:12:03,631 --> 00:12:05,300
And what's in the safe?

334
00:12:05,633 --> 00:12:06,884
The 21 million.

335
00:12:06,968 --> 00:12:08,259
Bingpot!

336
00:12:08,343 --> 00:12:09,552
Nope, I was going to say bingo, but then

337
00:12:09,636 --> 00:12:11,137
I was like, "Jackpot's better," but then

338
00:12:11,221 --> 00:12:12,722
it was too late.
I was halfway through the word.

339
00:12:12,806 --> 00:12:14,514
"Bingpot" works. It's taking off.

340
00:12:14,598 --> 00:12:15,698
It's taking off. Yeah.

341
00:12:16,517 --> 00:12:17,768
Captain.

342
00:12:18,060 --> 00:12:19,603
D'Angelo has a place upstate.

343
00:12:19,687 --> 00:12:21,646
The local sheriff says there's
a car in the driveway right now.

344
00:12:21,730 --> 00:12:22,897
He must be there.

345
00:12:22,981 --> 00:12:24,565
Okay, they're going to have
to raid the place without us.

346
00:12:24,649 --> 00:12:25,775
It will take us two
hours to get up there.

347
00:12:25,859 --> 00:12:28,276
Or we could take…
We are not taking a helicopter.

348
00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:29,611
You know I was going to say chopper.

349
00:12:29,695 --> 00:12:31,071
Look, Peralta, I know you're having fun,

350
00:12:31,155 --> 00:12:33,365
but a helicopter is exactly
the kind of wasteful expenditure

351
00:12:33,449 --> 00:12:35,783
that Wuntch will use to bury
me if something goes wrong.

352
00:12:35,867 --> 00:12:37,201
Okay, sir… Or

353
00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:40,455
it's the kind of thing she'll
crucify me for not getting.

354
00:12:40,705 --> 00:12:43,331
"You could have had a chopper, Raymond.
Why didn't you take advantage?

355
00:12:43,415 --> 00:12:44,999
"Just a minute, my
cauldron's boiling over."

356
00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:47,336
Yeah, but what she actually said was,

357
00:12:47,711 --> 00:12:49,294
"Chopper's yours, Peralta."

358
00:12:49,378 --> 00:12:50,420
Your impression was better.

359
00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:51,756
What did you do?

360
00:12:52,256 --> 00:12:53,799
She may have called me,
and I may have briefed her,

361
00:12:53,883 --> 00:12:55,007
and she may have said yes to the chopper.

362
00:12:55,091 --> 00:12:57,291
Because it's definitely
on its way right now!

363
00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:58,636
I call middle seat!

364
00:13:01,972 --> 00:13:03,098
BOYLE: Whoo!

365
00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:06,185
This is awesome!

366
00:13:06,769 --> 00:13:09,270
Okay, just so we're clear,
from this point forward,

367
00:13:09,354 --> 00:13:11,147
my call sign will be Death Blade.

368
00:13:11,439 --> 00:13:12,773
And I'll be Rum Tum Tugger.

369
00:13:12,857 --> 00:13:15,233
No, Boyle. No characters from <i>Cats.</i>

370
00:13:15,317 --> 00:13:17,067
Dig deep. Think of something scary.

371
00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:19,154
Adolf Hitler. No!

372
00:13:19,488 --> 00:13:21,698
You will be Sidewinder.

373
00:13:21,822 --> 00:13:23,782
All right, but I'm more scared of Hitler.

374
00:13:23,866 --> 00:13:25,409
How about you, Captain?
What's your call sign?

375
00:13:25,493 --> 00:13:27,119
I will be Captain Raymond Holt.

376
00:13:27,203 --> 00:13:28,744
Uh-huh, I knew you wouldn't play ball.

377
00:13:28,828 --> 00:13:31,247
And that is why your
call sign is "Wet Blanket".

378
00:13:31,706 --> 00:13:33,958
Sidewinder, this is Death Blade.

379
00:13:34,042 --> 00:13:36,126
Do you copy, Sidewinder? Over.

380
00:13:36,210 --> 00:13:38,044
This is Sidewinder, Death Blade.

381
00:13:38,128 --> 00:13:39,963
I read you loud and clear. Over.

382
00:13:40,047 --> 00:13:43,048
Do you have a 20 on Wet
Blanket, Sidewinder? Over.

383
00:13:43,132 --> 00:13:45,134
I do have a visual. Over.

384
00:13:45,218 --> 00:13:46,427
All right, look, Captain.

385
00:13:46,511 --> 00:13:49,012
Wuntch said that we could have
anything we needed to solve this case.

386
00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,305
Yes, but why?

387
00:13:50,389 --> 00:13:52,849
To catch a murderer
who stole $21 million.

388
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,809
No, it's so that when we do fail,

389
00:13:54,893 --> 00:13:57,395
it will be that much more spectacular.

390
00:13:58,145 --> 00:14:00,481
If we don't get D'Angelo,
my career is over.

391
00:14:00,731 --> 00:14:02,982
But if we do catch him,

392
00:14:03,066 --> 00:14:05,651
your career will really take off.

393
00:14:05,735 --> 00:14:06,778
Chopper pun!

394
00:14:08,279 --> 00:14:10,905
Dr. Susman. I am so, so sorry.

395
00:14:10,989 --> 00:14:12,574
Please don't hold this
against my daughters.

396
00:14:12,658 --> 00:14:14,409
I would never do that.

397
00:14:14,493 --> 00:14:16,994
Preschool admissions are based
on what we think of the parents.

398
00:14:17,078 --> 00:14:19,079
Oh, no. Dr. Susman.

399
00:14:19,163 --> 00:14:21,165
Nancy, if I may. You may not.

400
00:14:21,249 --> 00:14:22,333
Okay.

401
00:14:22,417 --> 00:14:25,084
Look, our methods may
have been a little unorthodox,

402
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:27,963
and perhaps a little…
Graphic and disgusting?

403
00:14:28,130 --> 00:14:30,005
I was going to go with "Yucky",

404
00:14:30,089 --> 00:14:32,090
but these kids had fun today.

405
00:14:32,174 --> 00:14:34,927
And they learned a lot.
Tricia, what's luminol?

406
00:14:35,177 --> 00:14:37,053
It's used to look for
blood at a crime scene.

407
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:38,721
Even if a criminal tried to clean it up,

408
00:14:38,805 --> 00:14:40,855
the iron in blood makes
the chemical glow.

409
00:14:41,057 --> 00:14:42,849
And, Bobby, what's enucleation?

410
00:14:42,933 --> 00:14:45,018
It's when someone pops your eyeball out.

411
00:14:45,227 --> 00:14:47,020
Probably should have
used a less gross example.

412
00:14:47,104 --> 00:14:50,356
The point is this is exactly the
kind of educational experience

413
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:51,982
I loved about my magnet school.

414
00:14:52,066 --> 00:14:53,734
Well, there is something
to be said for that.

415
00:14:53,818 --> 00:14:55,819
Also, and more importantly,

416
00:14:55,903 --> 00:14:58,821
I got McKenzie and Brianna
to stop hating on Kelsey S,

417
00:14:58,905 --> 00:15:01,324
and now they're best friends.
You're welcome.

418
00:15:01,408 --> 00:15:03,700
Wow. That's actually impressive.
Thank you.

419
00:15:03,784 --> 00:15:05,202
So, Dr. Susman,

420
00:15:05,286 --> 00:15:07,538
let's just call this
field trip what it was.

421
00:15:07,913 --> 00:15:09,081
A huge success.

422
00:15:09,165 --> 00:15:10,874
It was interesting.

423
00:15:11,207 --> 00:15:13,960
BOBBY: I saw a prostitute.
Not helping, kid.

424
00:15:17,754 --> 00:15:18,881
[MUSIC PLAYING]

425
00:15:34,478 --> 00:15:36,855
[DISTORTED] I'm Death Blade.

426
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,905
D'Angelo's place is
just beyond those trees.

427
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:49,699
No one's gone in or out.

428
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,574
Good thing we got here in time.

429
00:15:51,658 --> 00:15:52,992
Flew in on a chopper.

430
00:15:53,076 --> 00:15:54,953
Bell 412 or the A119 Koala?

431
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:56,996
It's classified.

432
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,081
Actually, it was the 350B2.

433
00:15:59,165 --> 00:16:01,291
Nice! No. Don't give him the nice.

434
00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:03,085
We haven't seen any
movement in the house,

435
00:16:03,169 --> 00:16:05,378
but there are lights on in the barn.
There's a barn?

436
00:16:05,462 --> 00:16:06,921
What is your fascination with barns?

437
00:16:07,005 --> 00:16:08,798
It's where all the awesome
stand-offs happen.

438
00:16:08,882 --> 00:16:11,633
Rusty farm equipment, light
shining through bullet holes.

439
00:16:11,717 --> 00:16:13,927
I'll bet you at least one
dove takes flight in slo-mo.

440
00:16:14,011 --> 00:16:15,637
I will take that bet
because that's impossible.

441
00:16:15,721 --> 00:16:17,638
We've got a team on the back entrance,

442
00:16:17,722 --> 00:16:20,182
a team watching the house,
and a marksman on that hill.

443
00:16:20,266 --> 00:16:21,767
Oh, hey, tell your men if
they find the money first,

444
00:16:21,851 --> 00:16:24,686
that I get to riffle it next to
my ear and go, "It's all here."

445
00:16:24,770 --> 00:16:26,271
Already told them, Jake. Love you, bud.

446
00:16:26,355 --> 00:16:28,023
All right, let's lock and load!

447
00:16:37,948 --> 00:16:39,241
Dope.

448
00:16:42,786 --> 00:16:43,870
[GASPS]

449
00:16:44,079 --> 00:16:45,120
[SIGHS]

450
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:47,654
Moved faster than I was
expecting, but still cool.

451
00:16:47,790 --> 00:16:49,041
I don't see him.

452
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:50,626
Oh, he's here.

453
00:16:51,001 --> 00:16:52,043
I can feel it.

454
00:16:52,377 --> 00:16:53,919
He is. He's dead. What?

455
00:16:54,003 --> 00:16:55,380
The body is right here.

456
00:16:57,298 --> 00:16:59,299
Damn it. Bludsoe played us.

457
00:16:59,550 --> 00:17:00,676
God.

458
00:17:02,010 --> 00:17:04,304
-[PHONE LINE RINGING]
-Pick up, pick up, pick up.

459
00:17:04,388 --> 00:17:05,173
OFFICER LOU: <i>Hello?</i>

460
00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:07,347
Hey, it's Peralta.
Is Bludsoe still in custody?

461
00:17:07,431 --> 00:17:09,225
Yeah, we got him. He's in his…

462
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:11,686
Ooh.

463
00:17:12,394 --> 00:17:13,895
[SIGHS]

464
00:17:17,315 --> 00:17:18,649
[CLEARS THROAT]

465
00:17:19,483 --> 00:17:21,902
So, good news first.

466
00:17:22,236 --> 00:17:26,071
We're going to be flying
back past a beautiful sunset.

467
00:17:26,155 --> 00:17:29,405
Bad news, Bludsoe escaped from
the hospital and we're all screwed.

468
00:17:29,576 --> 00:17:32,786
[INHALES SHARPLY] But… Pretty sunset.

469
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,664
PERALTA: Oh, man, look at the Captain.

470
00:17:36,748 --> 00:17:38,208
He's pacing slowly.

471
00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:40,709
For him, that's like a
full-on rage fueled freak out.

472
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:43,493
The only thing worse is
when he stands perfectly still.

473
00:17:44,255 --> 00:17:46,130
Oh, no, he's standing perfectly still.

474
00:17:46,214 --> 00:17:47,632
PERALTA: All right, I'm
going to go talk to him.

475
00:17:47,716 --> 00:17:49,634
Mmm, no, I'm not. Yeah, I am.

476
00:17:49,718 --> 00:17:51,427
No, I'm not going to do it.

477
00:17:51,511 --> 00:17:52,677
Okay, I am. I'm going to go.

478
00:17:52,761 --> 00:17:55,472
Okay. Be careful.
You're so brave. Thanks.

479
00:17:56,390 --> 00:17:57,891
Hey, Captain.

480
00:17:58,559 --> 00:17:59,759
What you thinking about?

481
00:17:59,976 --> 00:18:02,019
Mostly about how Madeline
Wuntch will destroy me

482
00:18:02,103 --> 00:18:04,313
because you wanted a
helicopter to play action movie.

483
00:18:04,397 --> 00:18:05,897
I needed a helicopter

484
00:18:05,981 --> 00:18:08,525
because I was chasing a
bad guy because I'm a cop.

485
00:18:08,692 --> 00:18:10,860
Really?
It wasn't just to make this case epic?

486
00:18:10,944 --> 00:18:12,403
This case is epic.

487
00:18:12,487 --> 00:18:14,988
You're just too wrapped
up in the politics to see it.

488
00:18:15,072 --> 00:18:18,450
Sir, we're tracking a
triple-murderer who stole $21 million

489
00:18:18,534 --> 00:18:20,660
and all you can think
about is Madeline Wuntch.

490
00:18:20,744 --> 00:18:21,953
[SIGHS]

491
00:18:24,623 --> 00:18:25,998
You're right. What's that now?

492
00:18:26,082 --> 00:18:27,874
Before I came to the Nine-Nine,

493
00:18:27,958 --> 00:18:29,417
I was rotting away behind a desk

494
00:18:29,501 --> 00:18:30,835
in the public relations department.

495
00:18:30,919 --> 00:18:33,462
All I wanted was the chance
to do good police work again.

496
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:36,007
I just got it, and I blew it,

497
00:18:36,466 --> 00:18:38,259
thinking about that devil-toad.

498
00:18:39,594 --> 00:18:41,595
I'm tired of politics.

499
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:44,138
Let's get that punk, Bludsoe.

500
00:18:44,222 --> 00:18:45,932
[GASPS] This is amazing.

501
00:18:46,016 --> 00:18:47,391
Of course we have no idea where he is,

502
00:18:47,475 --> 00:18:48,684
but I love where your head's at.

503
00:18:48,768 --> 00:18:50,894
He has no family.
Maybe there was a girlfriend,

504
00:18:50,978 --> 00:18:52,563
or someone he worked
with at the coffee shop.

505
00:18:52,647 --> 00:18:53,688
The coffee shop.

506
00:18:53,772 --> 00:18:56,190
Why would someone who knows
they have $21 million coming

507
00:18:56,274 --> 00:18:57,775
take a minimum wage job?

508
00:18:57,859 --> 00:19:00,193
Because he needed
access to that building.

509
00:19:00,277 --> 00:19:01,528
Because that's where the money's hidden.

510
00:19:01,612 --> 00:19:03,029
All right, we got to get there quick.

511
00:19:03,113 --> 00:19:04,364
Maybe we should take the chopper.

512
00:19:04,448 --> 00:19:06,492
[GASPS] You said "chopper."

513
00:19:06,741 --> 00:19:10,369
Death Blade, Sidewinder, it's go time!

514
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:11,704
Roger that, Wet Blanket.

515
00:19:11,788 --> 00:19:13,289
No. From now on, call me…

516
00:19:14,498 --> 00:19:17,751
"Velvet Thunder."

517
00:19:18,293 --> 00:19:19,753
[EXCITEDLY] Okay.

518
00:19:22,338 --> 00:19:24,381
Hey, Cagney and
Lacey got off the wait-list.

519
00:19:24,465 --> 00:19:26,216
Thank you, guys, for helping me.

520
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:27,925
Rosa, I should have listened to you.

521
00:19:28,009 --> 00:19:30,386
Yeah. Everyone should listen to
me all the time about everything.

522
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,972
It was pretty fun.
The kids actually liked me.

523
00:19:33,056 --> 00:19:35,307
I wish I could go back to middle
school, knowing what I know now.

524
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:37,017
I'd be so cool.

525
00:19:37,518 --> 00:19:39,311
And I'd get to retake all the tests

526
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:40,894
and update some book reports.

527
00:19:40,978 --> 00:19:42,980
Oh, uh, Gina,

528
00:19:43,064 --> 00:19:46,150
Dr. Susman says you had
a real impact on those kids.

529
00:19:46,567 --> 00:19:48,359
Apparently, you were just named

530
00:19:48,443 --> 00:19:50,112
Spring Dance Princess somehow.

531
00:19:50,237 --> 00:19:52,572
Mmm-hmm.
What am I always telling you guys?

532
00:19:52,656 --> 00:19:53,907
I'm royalty.

533
00:19:54,532 --> 00:19:55,907
[WHISPERS] All right, listen up.

534
00:19:55,991 --> 00:19:57,576
We go in strong and we go in fast.

535
00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:59,119
Evans, you're on door breach.

536
00:19:59,203 --> 00:20:00,412
Patterson, flash-bang.

537
00:20:00,496 --> 00:20:02,163
Boyle, stop squatting like that.

538
00:20:02,247 --> 00:20:04,498
Sorry, I thought it looked cool.
It didn't.

539
00:20:04,582 --> 00:20:06,084
On the count of three.

540
00:20:07,668 --> 00:20:08,918
It's Bludsoe!

541
00:20:09,002 --> 00:20:10,545
BOYLE: NYPD! Go, go, go!

542
00:20:10,629 --> 00:20:12,088
Face down! Flat on the ground!

543
00:20:12,172 --> 00:20:13,798
Jake! Over here. Over here.

544
00:20:13,882 --> 00:20:16,092
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

545
00:20:18,344 --> 00:20:19,721
"Bingpot!"

546
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,099
This rules.

547
00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:27,310
Did you know that my dream has
always been to have my picture taken

548
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:28,769
with a mountain of recovered cash?

549
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:31,730
And it's always been my dream
to take that picture of you, Jake.

550
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:33,231
Oh, yeah.

551
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,691
Yeah.

552
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,735
Twenty-one million dollars, Raymond.

553
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:38,778
I have to admit, I'm impressed.

554
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:41,529
Sorry to disappoint you, Madeline.
I know you'd hoped we'd fail.

555
00:20:41,613 --> 00:20:43,407
Oh, no. I couldn't be happier.

556
00:20:43,782 --> 00:20:45,951
Wait. Why would you say that?

557
00:20:46,618 --> 00:20:48,953
And why aren't you clenching your little

558
00:20:49,495 --> 00:20:50,788
rat hands in anger?

559
00:20:53,082 --> 00:20:55,958
You didn't want me to fail.
You wanted me to succeed.

560
00:20:56,042 --> 00:20:57,168
That's right.

561
00:20:57,252 --> 00:20:58,461
I was looking for an excuse

562
00:20:58,545 --> 00:21:00,296
to promote you to a desk job,

563
00:21:00,380 --> 00:21:02,464
and you handed it to
me on a silver platter

564
00:21:02,548 --> 00:21:03,840
with your little rat hands.

565
00:21:03,924 --> 00:21:05,009
Oh, no.

566
00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:07,076
Say goodbye to the Nine-Nine, Raymond.

567
00:21:07,261 --> 00:21:10,680
I'm making you head of
NYPD Public Relations.

568
00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:13,224
Captain, get in here with me!

569
00:21:13,308 --> 00:21:15,308
Go ahead, smile for the cameras, Raymond.

570
00:21:15,392 --> 00:21:17,060
That's your new job now.

571
00:21:19,021 --> 00:21:21,690
Hey.
Okay, quick, let's pose back-to-back,

572
00:21:21,774 --> 00:21:24,025
with our arms crossed and a cocky smirk.

573
00:21:26,068 --> 00:21:27,569
Are you doing it? Are your arms crossed?

574
00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:29,070
No, arms down. That's good.